Now Mr. Kill and the Evil Good Twin are very close. In fact he really acts more like Dustin's cat than mine. Normally hes deathly shy and will run hiding under the nearest piece of furniture any time someone comes over to visit, but upon meeting the Evil Twin years ago...well you could say it was love at first sight for Mr. Kill! Now anytime he comes over, Mr. Kill comes bounding up the stairs to meet him....him and ...his shoes. Yes you might say that Mr. Kill even loves the shoes more than the man. The moment Dustin takes his shoes off, Mr. Kill is all over the things! He chews on them, he kicks them, he rolls around on the floor with his face shoved in them. A new type of catnip? The world may never know.
But alas, Mr. Kill is being deprived of his real owner for a few weeks. The Evil Twin is in the military and has had to leave for a few weeks for extra training. Before he left though, we had started a bit of running joke.

"Will you miss me?"
"No, but the cat will be devastated. Imagine the shoe withdrawals he'll be going through!"